Saw it and LMAO!!! Evil Monkey hasn't been around for a while. No wonder, he's been too busy going out in service.
El Kabong
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Family Guy
by Anti-Christ ini just watched family guy, man that show is funny, they had a part where chris was talking about the evil monkey in the closet and he said it wasn't as evil since it became a jw, then they showed the monkey coming out of the closet, instead of pointing he showed a wt and it was wearing a suit.
man i laughed so hard.
just wanted to share that with some of you who are familiar with the show.
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Would you really want to live forever
by darth frosty ini just finished reading this book called the alchemist.
it is a very compelling story about following your dreams.
what i found most intriguing about the book is the depth of spirituality it brought out in me.
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El Kabong
Not with the witnesses. They would run Paradise Earth like a district convention. Roping off whole continents.
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Does the Society or congregations announce death of GB member?
by Bob Loblaw inso we all know that carey barber died recently.. i was wondering if most jw's know about this news.
do they make an announcement at the congregations?
have a moment of silence?.
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El Kabong
If I remember correctly, when Bro. Knorr died in the 1970's, most the news was spread through word of mouth. Also, there was his obit in the local New York newspapers. I don't recall ever seeing anything announcing his death in either the WT, Awake, or Kingdom Ministry/Service (whatever the heck it was called back then).
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El Kabong
Just stay the hell off my lawn
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DESCRIBE HOW YOU WILL DIE
by Terry inhow do you see your own demise?
a long, slow, painful illness?
a quick crash?
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El Kabong
I'll be pining for the fjords
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El Kabong
(stock JW answer)......Nah, Jehovah will provide.
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El Kabong
Rainwater???? Don't ya know that there will never be a rainy day in the new system???
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DESCRIBE HOW YOU WILL DIE
by Terry inhow do you see your own demise?
a long, slow, painful illness?
a quick crash?
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El Kabong
There.....is......another.....sky.....walker..........aaarrrrgghhhh.........
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DESCRIBE HOW YOU WILL DIE
by Terry inhow do you see your own demise?
a long, slow, painful illness?
a quick crash?
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El Kabong
(Cough) aaaarrrrhhhh....gasp.
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Allow me to introduce myself
by RollerDave ini was raised among the witnesses and left in my early 30's due to a mixture of doctrinal disputes and social isolation.
my mother and both of my sisters remain within the organization.
i also have two brothers, one df'd, one who never quite caught the watchtower bug.. my road within the organization was a rocky one that eventually lead to a place where i found myself socially isolated within the congregation as a person simply unfit for fellowship with proper, upright, theocratic people who must cut off all 'worldy' association, suffer the ensueing isolation, and eat humble pie until such a time as they determined i was 'spiritual minded' enough for them to associate with.. baptism was held up as my expected goal, but despite trying, i was never quite good enough for them.
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El Kabong
Hi there Dave....Welcome.